Adventures of the Random, Celebrity Penis

Check out this story about Chris Rock. And you will see - in conjunction with today's earlier post about Michael Vick - why I now dub this day:"Adventures of the Random, Celebrity Penis!!"
or maybe: "A Day in the Life of theRandom, Celebrity Penis!!"
On this day we should all take note of the random road travelled by the celebrity penis. Oh the places its been, the people its met, the random acts it has performed. Celebrity penis, we salute thee! Yeah, not so much.